Corrupt-A-Wish

[brakenfur]

wish granted now its so light you can't even do anything on it but log in

i wish for a new state of the art computer

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was thickly coated in orange marmalade, inside and out.

I wish for a two way analog 3.55mm audio cable.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it too was coated in orange marmalade inside and out

i wish for my computer to freezing every 6 seconds

[bendib]

Wish granted! You go to some random bittorrent site and pick up a BSOD causing worm.

I wish python had a function to close a thread.

[matthewfarmery]

Wish granted, but python cashes when it does, and you end up losing all your valuable work in the process

I wish I was young again

[bendib]

Wish granted, you are a three week old placenta.

I wish to be a better person.

[Mr_E]

wish granted! however in becoming a better person you realize how much you hate people. and from that point on become antisocial... enjoy!

I wish for someone to make an Xzibit joke about crap inside of crap

[bendib]

Wish granted. Crap.

I wish for woobah fug dwibbly hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr tg54bjkutyhgwv fdtduhbwsv4edx

[brakenfur]

I wish for woobah fug dwibbly hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr tg54bjkutyhgwv fdtduhbwsv4edx[/quote]

wish granted though i have no clue what the heck that is but what ever it is you drop in a volcano

i wish for warzone to let me host a game for once

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it froze one minute in.

I wish there was a cure for OCD.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted, but now ARGH IT'S NOT PERFECT ASDFASDFHDKJD

On second thought, no. Wish not granted.

I wish for an ostrich that lays golden eggs! $$$ $$$

[bendib]

Wish granted, but they come out chicken sized.

I wish I didn't suck so bad at anything involving math.

[General]

Wish granted, but everyone notices your ability and every single human on earth starts pestering you for help with their math issues.

I wish I could learn any programming language instantly...

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, however, you have completely lost your ability to learn anything else.

I wish for an SR-71 Blackbird!

[Searge-Major]

Wish granted, but the airframe falls to pieces when you try to fly it...

I wish that the previous wish didn't have to be corrupted. (I want one too )