Corrupt-A-Wish

[Mr_E]

wish granted, but they had no components.

i wish for a game that couldn't be lost

[bendib]

Wish granted, but they were smashed and mutilated in the mailing process.

I wish for a never ending Jack In the Box gift card.

[driver4]

I wish for a never ending Jack In the Box gift card.

Very unfortunately, it was a McDonalds gift card that arrived instead. The food gives you heart cancer.

I wish for a new language to be created using only question marks and exclamation marks.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It was binary. ! is 0, ? is 1.

I wish Fedora still supported PowerPC chips.

[bendib]

BUMP!!!!!

[bendib]

OMG SUPER ULTRA MEGA BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[driver4]

I wish Fedora still supported PowerPC chips.

Wish granted, but unfortunately Fedora tried to innovate and make PowerPC chips just a plate of nachos that come with the computer.

I wish for a light so big that it could replace the sun!

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was eight times as hot as the sun and closer to earth than the moon.

I wish I could find my MP3 player.

[brakenfur]

wish granted you find it but then you spill water on it and it brakes

i wish i would stop getting sick every other week

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! You now get sick every other day.

I wish T-Rexes were no longer extincted (assuming they are currently extincted) and as common as pigeons!

(This is a great idea!)

[brakenfur]

we granted but they eat all of mankind

i wish for my itouch to stop breaking

[bendib]

Wish granted, it was vaporized. Now it's just not there anymore.

I wish to be rebooted.

[Arreon]

Granted, but the wish-granter bequeathed a boot-to-the-head.

I wish I didn't fail at mod-making.

[driver4]

I wish I didn't fail at mod-making.

Wish granted, now everyone else fails at mod-making even more than you do.

I wish for a new camera.

[Shockwave]

Granted, I Give You My Old Camera That I Dropped In The Trash Compator.

I Wish My Internet Was Faster.