Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Mr_E » 02 Dec 2011, 23:25

wish granted, but they had no components.

i wish for a game that couldn't be lost
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 04 Dec 2011, 03:38

Wish granted, but they were smashed and mutilated in the mailing process.

I wish for a never ending Jack In the Box gift card.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 04 Dec 2011, 06:22

bendib wrote:I wish for a never ending Jack In the Box gift card.
Very unfortunately, it was a McDonalds gift card that arrived instead. The food gives you heart cancer.

I wish for a new language to be created using only question marks and exclamation marks.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 04 Dec 2011, 08:07

Wish granted. It was binary. ! is 0, ? is 1.

I wish Fedora still supported PowerPC chips.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 11 Dec 2011, 17:37

BUMP!!!!!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 14 Dec 2011, 06:53

OMG SUPER ULTRA MEGA BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 14 Dec 2011, 07:10

bendib wrote:I wish Fedora still supported PowerPC chips.
Wish granted, but unfortunately Fedora tried to innovate and make PowerPC chips just a plate of nachos that come with the computer.

I wish for a light so big that it could replace the sun!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 14 Dec 2011, 11:44

Wish granted, but it was eight times as hot as the sun and closer to earth than the moon.

I wish I could find my MP3 player.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by brakenfur » 16 Dec 2011, 04:45

wish granted you find it but then you spill water on it and it brakes

i wish i would stop getting sick every other week

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 16 Dec 2011, 05:03

Granted! You now get sick every other day.

I wish T-Rexes were no longer extincted (assuming they are currently extincted) and as common as pigeons! :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by brakenfur » 16 Dec 2011, 22:43

we granted but they eat all of mankind

i wish for my itouch to stop breaking

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 17 Dec 2011, 05:20

Wish granted, it was vaporized. Now it's just not there anymore.

I wish to be rebooted.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Arreon » 18 Dec 2011, 20:20

Granted, but the wish-granter bequeathed a boot-to-the-head.

I wish I didn't fail at mod-making.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 19 Dec 2011, 04:03

Arreon wrote:I wish I didn't fail at mod-making.
Wish granted, now everyone else fails at mod-making even more than you do.

I wish for a new camera.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Shockwave » 19 Dec 2011, 07:03

Granted, I Give You My Old Camera That I Dropped In The Trash Compator.

I Wish My Internet Was Faster.

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