Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted, it was much worse.

I wish for a kinder heart.

[driver4]

I wish for a kinder heart.

Granted, but your heart is now made out of chocolate.

I wish for a flamethrower!

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! You get a cigarette lighter. Enjoy!

I wish for a material that is superconductive at room temperatures!

[Mr_E]

wish granted! it blew up

i wish i had a pet dinosaur

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it was a T-rex and it eats you
i wish for a A on my math test

[bendib]

Wish granted. The teacher called you an A-hole on your report card.

I wish my brain would learn the ancient art of stfu.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You take a trip to Peru and spend six years learning the art of stfu from the local monks. You become a master in the art.

And then an alpaca spits in your face and you fall off a cliff to your unfortunate demise.

I wish for a dry erase marker that can write on air.

It actually has to be able to write, mind you. It can't be out of ink.

[Jonix]

Tricky one, you find a seller of one but the price is just over 3,000,000,000,000 pounds/dollars/whatever else...

I wish for an ant!

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, however,



I want an ant, too!

[bendib]

Wish granted, but it was dead.

I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.

[driver4]

I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.

Granted, but everyone else in the world died before then.

This time I wish for a flamethrower that is not a cigarette lighter.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It was a wet match, and you happened to be in a dark cave.

I wish for a reset button on the back of my head.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, you have a reset button on the back of your head, however you realize that you can't go to sleep and thus spend the rest of your life as an insomniac have fun...

i wish the WZ alpha wouldn't crash when i loaded the limits screen

[bendib]

Wish granted, it froze (in full screen, under XP) instead.

I wish for a deep fried ice cream sandwich.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted, but sadly, the ice cream didn't survive the deep-frying process.

I wish for four (4) SLI-ready GTX 580s and a high-end motherboard that can support all four of them.