Corrupt-A-Wish

[cybersphinx]

Wish granted. It is immediately followed by the next one.

I wish for a can of worms.

[Goth Zagog-Thou]

Wish granted .. however they are Sand Worms, Dune-style.

I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted .. however they are Sand Worms, Dune-style.

I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law.

Granted. Murphy's Law now states that anything that can go right will go right. And thanks to your wish, nothing is subject to it.

I wish for four 32 GB sticks of DDR3 RAM.

[Jonix]

Its actually 3.2 GB ram so you end up with an ordinary/rubbish one.

[Jonix]

Oh! I wish for eternal life!

[E-102 Gamma]

Oh! I wish for eternal life!

Granted! You spend the rest of eternity hanging by one arm off a root sticking out of the edge of a cliff.

I wish for fish!

[Jonix]

You get a fish... monster.


I wish for a new pen.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. However, it does not contain any ink. It only has nitroglycerin, and it is filled to the brim with it, too. Handle with care.

I wish for an evil volcano island lair (think The Incredibles) complete with evil laboratory for all of my evil experiments and my evil rock collection.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though it erupts violently while you were inside, incinerating you and your hideout in the process.

Speaking of, I wish that we could find a way to prevent said eruptions from happening on our planet (at least violently). (Perhaps if we used some expendable remote-controlled burrowing machines to drill tunnels into the magma chambers to alleviate pressure from the volcano without causing it to erupt violently in the process...)

[bendib]

Wish granted! You are killed with a pickle jar for whatever reason.

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[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You are now a Dope fish.

I wish for a light bulb that always emits light even when it isn't powered.

[bendib]

Wish granted. It's radioactive. Your hair falls out.

I wish for dopefish sticks with tartar sauce.

[brakenfur]

wish granted but it is filled with toxion and you die and slow and pain full death

i wish my internet would stop spazzing out

[bendib]

Wish granted! You get a new super reliable 30Mbps internet connection for $14.95 a month! It seems too good to be true, but it is true! Hooray for you!

I wish things would go back the way they were before.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! Things are now as they were two seconds before now.

I wish DirectX 11's tessellation wasn't so performance-destroying...