Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted. Your router is strapped to a rocket and shot into your local McDonalds in an epic fireball display.

I wish derp.

[driver4]

I wish derp.

Wish granted, but derp wished for you instead, causing space and time to become forever destroyed.

I wish for machine guns to become the new overpowered weapons in Warzone.

[Shockwave]

Granted, But All The Machineguns Are Filled With Flamer Ammo.

I Wish I Had A PS3.

[bendib]

Wish granted! It was thickly coated in chunky peanut butter, inside and out. (YEAAAA second time I got to peanut butter a PS3)

I wish warzone would get 1,000 new players.

[driver4]

I wish warzone would get 1,000 new players.

90% are hackers.

I wish Warzone would get 1000 non-hacker players.

[bendib]

Wish granted, they were evil invincible clones of Wisler.

I wish for more Tapatio Doritos.

[bendib]

*sniffle*

[driver4]

I wish for more Tapatio Doritos.

Wish granted, but they are frozen.

I wish for pac-man to be real.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted. The apocalypse is now upon us.

I wish I wasn't completely out of things to wish for.

[Black Project]

I wish I wasn't completely out of things to wish for.

Wish granted! You start wishing all sorts of things we couldn't never imagine and plus, they'll never be corrupted.

The only problem is: the end of the world in 2012 is in your wishlist. Thanks to you, mankind is doomed!

I wish Gordon Freeman's refusal of Gman's offer of employment at the end of Half-Life would be canon (official) and the accepted one, non-canonincal (unnoficial)

[bendib]

Wish granted! It starts raining hitachi microwaves. (Metallic thud)

I wish I hadn't thought so hard.

[Mr_E]

wish granted, now you can't think at all

i wish for higher graphics settings in warzone

[bendib]

Wish granted, warzone is now capable of 4096x2048 resolutions! All it had to do was get rid of everything below 1366x1024!

I wish Linode let you install a custom kernel and use your own boot args.

[Mr_E]

Wish granted, you corrupted your system bios... have fun with that.

i wish for a fish made of fish

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! You get a fish.

Unfortunately, this fish is not made of fish, but rather, it's made of concrete.

I wish Steam was lighter.