Corrupt-A-Wish

[bendib]

Wish granted! It tastes like crap.

I wish for an effective heartburn medication.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get an insulated container of liquid helium, guaranteed to solve all of your heartburn problems!

I wish for the world's smallest can of kiwi strawberry soda!

[bendib]

Granted. You get an insulated container of liquid helium, guaranteed to solve all of your heartburn problems!

I wish for the world's smallest can of kiwi strawberry soda!

Granted! It contained 1 Milligram of said soda.

I wish I didn't wake up every other morning and realize that I forgot something important.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You now go to bed every night and realize that you forgot something important.

I wish for a lifetime supply of sulfur hexafluoride.

[bendib]

Wish granted! However, you only lived for 4 minutes.

I wish for another one of these sandwiches. :^P

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted! Unfortunately, your arch nemesis (who happens to be a mad scientist) sends it through his shrink ray machine!

And then feeds it to his evil pet vulture. (Why didn't he just do that in the first place? )

I wish for an ice cream bar that never melts!

[bendib]

Wish granted! It was made of dry ice.

I wish for a functional power generating nuclear reactor no bigger than 2 feet high, wide, and thick.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! It was made of dry ice.

I wish for a functional power generating nuclear reactor no bigger than 2 feet high, wide, and thick.

Granted. Unfortunately, most of that space is used to prevent radiation from escaping the reactor, so it only puts out enough power to light a few light bulbs.

It also has no way of exhausting heat. You better run. Fast.

I wish for my very own 1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Super-Colliding Super Button (complete with Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube to put on it)!

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - you discover the higgs-bosson , you are now floating as dust in the vast reaches of what was once the milky way, which due to your meddling with stuff you shouldnt have meddled with , is now a contracting mass of blackness... which when it has finally gone total black - will erupt once again, and start the whole process over... thanks a LOT!!!

i wish for a vanilla coffee custard milshake.

[E-102 Gamma]

Granted. You get a milkshake-flavored vanilla custard coffee.

I wish for an all-expenses-paid trip to the moon!

[lav_coyote25]

granted. you are now on the moon!! is too bad you didnt wish for a spacesuit... you are now dead.


i wish people would think about what they are wishing for - isnt that the 10th or 20th time you have died now?????

[bendib]

Wish granted, but they never think about it long enough to prevent them from getting killed by their wishes.

I wish for a bucket of popcorn shrimp.

[lav_coyote25]

wish granted - the shrimp ate all you popcorn and left... you get none.

i wish for a 45 day old NY steak - blood rare barbqued with new baby potatoes, carrots and prawns the size of small lobsters... mmmmmmmm... and a bottle of vintage cabernet sauvignon. just as starters... for the main meal...a whole slow pit roasted pig with all the trimmings... just for me. none for you.

[kracker]

wish granted - the shrimp ate all you popcorn and left... you get none.

i wish for a 45 day old NY steak - blood rare barbqued with new baby potatoes, carrots and prawns the size of small lobsters... mmmmmmmm... and a bottle of vintage cabernet sauvignon. just as starters... for the main meal...a whole slow pit roasted pig with all the trimmings... just for me. none for you.

Wish granted, being 45 days old it was moldy and you got sick and slowly died. (AGAIIIN. )

I wish people didn't die so much here.

[E-102 Gamma]

i wish people would think about what they are wishing for - isnt that the 10th or 20th time you have died now?????

Probably about the fifth or sixth time now, yes.

I wish people didn't die so much here.

Granted. You have been eaten by a grue.

I wish I knew how to make good pixel art...