Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 29 Nov 2011, 03:46

Wish granted, it was much worse.

I wish for a kinder heart. :cry:
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 29 Nov 2011, 09:03

bendib wrote:I wish for a kinder heart. :cry:
Granted, but your heart is now made out of chocolate. Image

I wish for a flamethrower!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 29 Nov 2011, 20:48

Granted! You get a cigarette lighter. Enjoy! :D

I wish for a material that is superconductive at room temperatures! :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Mr_E » 30 Nov 2011, 00:49

wish granted! it blew up :ninja:

i wish i had a pet dinosaur
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by brakenfur » 30 Nov 2011, 01:00

wish granted but it was a T-rex and it eats you
i wish for a A on my math test

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 30 Nov 2011, 09:19

Wish granted. The teacher called you an A-hole on your report card.

I wish my brain would learn the ancient art of stfu.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 30 Nov 2011, 20:15

Granted. You take a trip to Peru and spend six years learning the art of stfu from the local monks. You become a master in the art.

And then an alpaca spits in your face and you fall off a cliff to your unfortunate demise. :(

I wish for a dry erase marker that can write on air. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Jonix » 30 Nov 2011, 20:19

Tricky one, you find a seller of one but the price is just over 3,000,000,000,000 pounds/dollars/whatever else...

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 30 Nov 2011, 20:27

Granted. Unfortunately for you, however,

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 01 Dec 2011, 05:40

Wish granted, but it was dead.

I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by driver4 » 01 Dec 2011, 06:13

bendib wrote:I wish I had lived to utilize the ancient art of stfu.
Granted, but everyone else in the world died before then.

This time I wish for a flamethrower that is not a cigarette lighter.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 01 Dec 2011, 07:34

Wish granted. It was a wet match, and you happened to be in a dark cave.

I wish for a reset button on the back of my head.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Mr_E » 02 Dec 2011, 05:34

wish granted, you have a reset button on the back of your head, however you realize that you can't go to sleep and thus spend the rest of your life as an insomniac have fun...

i wish the WZ alpha wouldn't crash when i loaded the limits screen :annoyed:
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 02 Dec 2011, 06:07

Wish granted, it froze (in full screen, under XP) instead.

I wish for a deep fried ice cream sandwich.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 02 Dec 2011, 22:47

Wish granted, but sadly, the ice cream didn't survive the deep-frying process. :cry:

I wish for four (4) SLI-ready GTX 580s and a high-end motherboard that can support all four of them. :D

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