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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by cybersphinx » 15 Nov 2011, 02:45

Wish granted. It is immediately followed by the next one.

I wish for a can of worms.
We want information... information... information.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Goth Zagog-Thou » 15 Nov 2011, 09:45

Wish granted .. however they are Sand Worms, Dune-style.

I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law. :annoyed:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 16 Nov 2011, 23:13

Goth Zagog-Thou wrote:Wish granted .. however they are Sand Worms, Dune-style.

I wish that everything went exactly how it was supposed to go, rather than being subject to Murphy's Law. :annoyed:
Granted. Murphy's Law now states that anything that can go right will go right. And thanks to your wish, nothing is subject to it. :lol2:

I wish for four 32 GB sticks of DDR3 RAM. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Jonix » 21 Nov 2011, 09:48

Its actually 3.2 GB ram so you end up with an ordinary/rubbish one.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Jonix » 21 Nov 2011, 09:50

Oh! I wish for eternal life!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 22 Nov 2011, 00:11

Jonix wrote:Oh! I wish for eternal life!
Granted! You spend the rest of eternity hanging by one arm off a root sticking out of the edge of a cliff.

I wish for fish!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Jonix » 22 Nov 2011, 20:56

You get a fish... monster.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 23 Nov 2011, 00:03

Granted. However, it does not contain any ink. It only has nitroglycerin, and it is filled to the brim with it, too. Handle with care. :lol2:

I wish for an evil volcano island lair (think The Incredibles) complete with evil laboratory for all of my evil experiments and my evil rock collection. :twisted:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Shadow Wolf TJC » 23 Nov 2011, 11:55

Granted, though it erupts violently while you were inside, incinerating you and your hideout in the process.

Speaking of, I wish that we could find a way to prevent said eruptions from happening on our planet (at least violently). (Perhaps if we used some expendable remote-controlled burrowing machines to drill tunnels into the magma chambers to alleviate pressure from the volcano without causing it to erupt violently in the process...)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 25 Nov 2011, 04:07

Wish granted! You are killed with a pickle jar for whatever reason.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 28 Nov 2011, 21:23

Wish granted! You are now a Dope fish. Image

I wish for a light bulb that always emits light even when it isn't powered. :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 28 Nov 2011, 21:35

Wish granted. It's radioactive. Your hair falls out.

I wish for dopefish sticks with tartar sauce.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by brakenfur » 29 Nov 2011, 00:31

wish granted but it is filled with toxion and you die and slow and pain full death

i wish my internet would stop spazzing out

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 29 Nov 2011, 01:34

Wish granted! You get a new super reliable 30Mbps internet connection for $14.95 a month! It seems too good to be true, but it is true! Hooray for you!

I wish things would go back the way they were before.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 29 Nov 2011, 03:38

Granted! Things are now as they were two seconds before now.

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