Corrupt-A-Wish

Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 25 Oct 2011, 18:50

Wish granted, though when you try to use it, your computer explodes because it couldn't handle it.

I wish that my wishes would never be corrupted.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 25 Oct 2011, 19:38

Wish granted. Your wishes would never be corrupted...

...If you'd never make any.

I wish for a portal to a parallel universe!

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 26 Oct 2011, 02:39

Wish granted, but it led to hell.

I wish for a pack of AAA batteries.

Mr_E · Post by **Mr_E** » 26 Oct 2011, 03:52

wish granted you get a pack of AAA batteries, they're dead

i wish for a train

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 26 Oct 2011, 04:08

Wish granted, but it's derailed at the bottom of a cliff.

I wish for everything.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 26 Oct 2011, 05:07

bendib wrote:
I wish for everything.

wish granted - you are now crushed under the weight of everything - you forgot to state exactly where you wanted everything placed. so, everything is now placed on top of you. hope that meets with your approval. your welcome.

i wish for a beer. 1 single IPA beer. cold. in my hand. without being shaken.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 26 Oct 2011, 20:44

Wish granted, you get 1 single cold IPA beer that's been thoroughly shaken.

I wish that this broken record of a life would really *break*.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 30 Oct 2011, 06:29

bump!!!

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 31 Oct 2011, 06:52

bendib wrote:bump!!!

was that a wish for a bump? or what? be patient.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 31 Oct 2011, 07:18

lav_coyote25 wrote:
bendib wrote:bump!!!
was that a wish for a bump? or what? be patient.

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 31 Oct 2011, 20:11

bendib wrote:I wish that this broken record of a life would really *break*.

Granted. This record life of a break really broken. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 31 Oct 2011, 21:58

E-102 Gamma wrote:
bendib wrote:I wish that this broken record of a life would really *break*.
Granted. This record life of a break really broken. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

wish not granted. a wish is required to be in here. failure to comply will result in the nullification of this thread... ok? just say the word...

i wish E-102 Gamma would say the word. nothing better than nullification of a thread. is like the smell of napalm in the morning.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 31 Oct 2011, 22:34

I wish for this...

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343

See number of pages.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 01 Nov 2011, 01:03

kracker wrote:I wish for this...

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343

See number of pages.

wish granted. now go to that site and participate till your blue in the face. have a nice day.

thing is - you neglected to grant a wish. some people's kids eh!?!?!?

i wish E-102 Gamma would say the word. nothing better than nullification of a thread. is like the smell of napalm in the morning.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 01 Nov 2011, 02:58

Wish granted!

...Erm, what word do you want me to say, exactly?

I wish for ascorbic acid and lots of it!

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