Corrupt-A-Wish

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 05 Oct 2011, 15:35

Wish granted! You fall off the edge while admiring it.

I wish I could make coffee strong enough to make you think you're drinking gasoline...

Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 05 Oct 2011, 18:10

Granted, though you get sued because people die from drinking it.

I wish that everyone on the planet was a saint.

macuser · Post by **macuser** » 05 Oct 2011, 18:17

"Saint" is relative unless you mean "perfect". Assuming you don't.... Saint would be relative to those who are bad - therefore everyone would be the same - neither good nor bad.

I wish for an iPhone 5 (not a 4s)

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 05 Oct 2011, 18:45

Wish granted! Unfortunately, it has even worse reception than the iPhone 4 did!

I wish for a free lawyer to help me with these death by coffee lawsuits....

Goth Zagog-Thou · Post by **Goth Zagog-Thou** » 05 Oct 2011, 19:33

Wish granted. However, the Lawyer only speaks Icelandic.

I wish for a full working knowledge of C++.

Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 05 Oct 2011, 20:08

Granted, though C++ is now obsolete.

I wish that there was no such thing as war or crime.

macuser · Post by **macuser** » 05 Oct 2011, 20:33

Granted. Now Wz2100 ceases to exist :<

I wish for a full working knowledge of Objective C.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 06 Oct 2011, 08:07

Wish granted, but you never find any good uses for it.

I wish the world provided absolute answers to my questions.

macuser · Post by **macuser** » 06 Oct 2011, 18:39

Are you absolutely sure?

BTW I already found a good use for OBJ C - heplping wz2100 dev on mac

I wish to go skydiving

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 07 Oct 2011, 00:42

macuser wrote:Are you absolutely sure?

BTW I already found a good use for OBJ C - heplping wz2100 dev on mac

I wish to go skydiving

wish granted. unfortunately, ... yep ... you guessed it ... you free-fall until you impact the ground. You didn't request a parachute...

i wish for a chance to brew my own beer again.

Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 07 Oct 2011, 00:51

Done, though you've been arrested because beer is now outlawed worldwide.

I wish that I knew what the poll on this thread is asking so that I may be able to provide my own answer for it.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 07 Oct 2011, 00:56

Shadow Wolf TJC wrote:I wish that I knew what the poll on this thread is asking so that I may be able to provide my own answer for it.

wish granted. yes or no. that is what the poll is about. simple, right??? rotflmao.

i wish that people that replied to my wishes would put a bit more into it... seriously.

Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 07 Oct 2011, 01:16

We can try, but I can't guarantee that you'll be satisfied with the results.

I wish that we didn't have this economic recession. (I really could use some employment.)

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 07 Oct 2011, 01:21

Shadow Wolf TJC wrote:We can try, but I can't guarantee that you'll be satisfied with the results.

I wish that we didn't have this economic recession. (I really could use some employment.)

wish granted!!!! your in luck, you will move to Canada and become a citizen. your welcome.

i wish the recession was nothing but a bad nitemare.

Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 07 Oct 2011, 01:31

Granted. It's only a bad nightmare... one that we can never wake from, as Freddy Krueger's stalking each of us one by one...

I wish that Warzone 2100 spawned a franchise as popular as, say, the Command & Conquer series.

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