Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 20 Jul 2011, 03:14

bendib wrote:Btw, the sandwich has no life support. >:^)
A foreseen difficulty. I brought my space suit. :D

And then my space sandwich ship freezes solid... :cry:
bendib wrote:I wish for a box of pepperoni hot pockets.
Granted. You get a box of heated pockets removed from pairs of jeans filled with pepperoni. Enjoy.

I wish for churros! :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 20 Jul 2011, 19:42

Wish granted. You receive a churro dipped in a freshly unflushed toilet.

I wish for a jar of picante salsa.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by kracker » 21 Jul 2011, 04:46

bendib wrote:Wish granted. You receive a churro dipped in a freshly unflushed toilet.

I wish for a jar of picante salsa.
Wish granted, you die because of the heat on instant contact.

I wish for a jar of jam. (Man, I'm getting lame.)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 21 Jul 2011, 05:09

wish granted - you are now the proud owner of jalepeno jam... you also die from the heat, on contact.

i wish for a bottle of the hottest chili pepper liquid ever produced!!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 21 Jul 2011, 06:55

Granted. You give it a little 'taste test' (read: dump the whole bottle in your mouth), breathe fire, and burn your house down (along with several of your neighbors' houses).

I wish for a fully-functional, fully-crewed nuclear submarine at my disposal! :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 21 Jul 2011, 10:41

Wish granted. It hits a rock and creates a beautiful mushroom cloud.

I wish I knew python.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 21 Jul 2011, 18:38

bendib wrote:Wish granted. It hits a rock and creates a beautiful mushroom cloud.

I wish I knew python.
ok, now you have to be more specific!!!! monty or the actual snake or the language.... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

wish granted! but, seeing as you didnt specify - you are now in a skit with the monty python crew - " the holy hand grenade"....

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 24 Jul 2011, 03:49

I wish for a literal mountain of mashed potatoes to exist somewhere on the planet.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 25 Jul 2011, 20:03

Wish granted! It's taller than Mt. Everest, and in nearly the same location! Enjoy your frozen, dirt saturated, potato mountain!

I wish I had a Starfleet shuttlecraft, so I could just get out of here and enjoy the pretty nebulae. :^3
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by bendib » 02 Aug 2011, 12:54

BUMP

I refuse to let this thread die...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by kracker » 02 Aug 2011, 15:50

The thread dies, and you die with it. I'm sure lav_coyote will be happy.

I wish I had a spaceship.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 02 Aug 2011, 22:22

kracker wrote:The thread dies, and you die with it. I'm sure lav_coyote will be happy.

I wish I had a spaceship.

no...no i will not be happy if this thread dies... why would i be happy... :hmm:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 02 Aug 2011, 22:25

oh forgot... sorry - wish granted!! unfortunately it crashes on takeoff killing all on board and 300,000,000 on the ground...seeing as it was powered by a highly unstable isotope... barackobamaium.... unstable at any temp, surprising that any existed for this test. :lecture:

i wish that bump no longer existed. :annoyed: :lol2:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by E-102 Gamma » 03 Aug 2011, 01:31

Granted. Someone else bumped the thread instead.

Thanks for the bump, bendib. :wink:

I wish for not'chos! :D

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by lav_coyote25 » 03 Aug 2011, 04:14

wish granted!! you have not chos... en to have this wish actually come true... there by negating your right to exist - report to the nearest "cide cabinet for deletion...thankyou for using corrupt-A-wish. :)

i wish i had a hemp seed smoothie... which in reality is about to become reality - thanks to my wife. XD so...i guess this one isnt to be corrupted... :lol2:

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