Corrupt-A-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by marsbound2024 » 21 Sep 2010, 15:17

macuser wrote:Granted, but the wind picked up and blew you both away.

I wish I had an iPhone 4
Granted, but someone ripped you off by switching the internals with only a lead weight and a chip that makes the phone only show the boot screen. http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/07/keep ... p-does-no/

I wish macuser was a PC user.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Jorzi » 21 Sep 2010, 15:23

I wish I had an iphone 4
Granted, but the signal vanishes when you hold it the wrong way and you're bound to a single operator.
(didn't even have to use my imagination on that one)
I wish macuser was a PC user.
Granted, but he still couldn't decide which mouse button to click.
I wish I had some delicious cookies and milk :)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by KukY » 21 Sep 2010, 17:11

Jorzi wrote:I wish I had some delicious cookies and milk :)
Wish granted, but those cookies came from a malicious site and you got infected.

I wish I don't have to go to school now.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by macuser » 21 Sep 2010, 18:40

well you don't, but you sat around playing warzone 2100 and your brains rotted out

I wish I could program in c
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by marsbound2024 » 21 Sep 2010, 19:59

macuser wrote:well you don't, but you sat around playing warzone 2100 and your brains rotted out

I wish I could program in c
You find that you can code anything you ever wanted in C, but it never compiles no matter how hard you try.

I wish I was a famous, published, writer with millions of fans!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Epyon » 21 Sep 2010, 21:01

Wish granted, but your book is on how to make nuclear weapons, and one of your fans used them to end the world! He was some doctor named Reed...

I wish I owned a prototype handheld rail cannon with enough power to penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!

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Post by KukY » 21 Sep 2010, 21:06

Epyon wrote:I wish I owned a prototype handheld rail cannon with enough power to penetrate 50 feet of solid steel!
Wish granted, but when you first shot from it you got yourself launched in Earth's orbit!

I wish all devices were compatible.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by macuser » 21 Sep 2010, 21:33

wish granted.... now all the pc viruses will infect your phone, mac, tv, car, pacemaker etc

I wish I had an aptera http://www.aptera.com/
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by XboxJosh » 21 Sep 2010, 21:59

Wish granted, but it got a virus as well and now it won't start.

I wish they would finally invent a flying car :stare:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Epyon » 21 Sep 2010, 22:50

Wish granted, but it flys at an altitude of 20,000 feet and has no landing equipment. oh, and no fuel tank.

i wish i wasn't in orbit from that rail gun. never trust prototypes.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by XboxJosh » 21 Sep 2010, 23:10

Wish granted. You landed on Mars.

I wish I had a parachute. :augh:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Epyon » 22 Sep 2010, 00:06

Wish granted, but the parachute is made of 25 tons of depleted uranium.

I wish i was on earth again. do people have something against me being there? :cry:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by kracker » 22 Sep 2010, 03:07

Epyon wrote:Wish granted, but the parachute is made of 25 tons of depleted uranium.

I wish i was on earth again. do people have something against me being there? :cry:
Were you on Mars?

Wish granted, but people thought you were a alien from Mars and some scientists killed you and observed you.

I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by Black Project » 22 Sep 2010, 04:55

kracker wrote:I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted :twisted: :twisted:
Wish granted!

However, you forgot super AA defenses, which mean you will mostly end up bombed by swarms of angry plasmite bombers XD

I wish a MG Viper Wheels!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post by kracker » 22 Sep 2010, 05:08

Black Project wrote:
kracker wrote:I wish I had a satelite uplink site and several super-long arty so I could kill anyone or nuke anything I wanted :twisted: :twisted:
Wish granted!

However, you forgot super AA defenses, which mean you will mostly end up bombed by swarms of angry plasmite bombers XD

I wish a MG Viper Wheels!
Why did you want that instead of a dragon double-gauss cannon? :lol2:

Wish granted, but the millitary quickly heard of it and destroyed it :augh:
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