Corrupt-A-Wish

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for the impossible to become possible.

Wish granted! That which was once possible is now impossible.

I wish for a sentient cheeseburger.

[Jabol]

Wish granted, unfortunately the cheeseburger became so sentient it started screaming, and somebody called a police to your place because of the screams.

I wish I would go to Hell.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! You are now stranded on Mars.

I wish for the ability to control squirrels' minds.

[Jabol]

Wish granted, you can control squirrel mind in an exchange for your brain!

I wish to have power!

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Wish granted. You'll receive electrical power from your local power plant to run all the appliances that you have in your house (which I'm guessing includes your computer), so long as you remember to pay the electrical bills.

I wish that North Korea would stop destabilizing the Asia/Pacific region with its pursuit of nuclear weapons.

[RedShocktrooper]

Granted. They destabilize the region with their use of nuclear weapons.

I wish someone would give me feedback on my WZ2100 tank crew layout thread.

[Jabol]

Wish granted, the feedback is so negative to fade away forever.

I wish for ability to throw nuclear warheads at people.

[RedShocktrooper]

Granted. None of them explode, though.

I wish for a wish for which I could wish to wish for, for then the wish-wish could be wished upon.

[Shadow Wolf TJC]

Granted, though that wish that you would wish for was corrupted, like so many wishes that others wanted to wish for before your wish.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted!

As you are lying in bed, trying to get to sleep, a scary man in a black suit and sunglasses emerges from the shadows and helps you out by holding a smelly cloth over your mouth and nose.

Then three more scary men in black suits and sunglasses also emerge from the shadows and help carry you away to some top-secret government facility. You are never seen or heard from again.

I wish strawberries tasted as good as they looked like they taste...

[AlphaThor01]

Wish granted! Because they now taste so good, people around the world just started getting them straight from the farmers, robbing stores of their precious strawberries. You can't seem to get one? Too bad, you're not getting any of mine! Hahaha!

I wish Warzone would have an actual name for the Commander of the Project.

[Rman Virgil]

Wish granted! Because they now taste so good, people around the world just started getting them straight from the farmers, robbing stores of their precious strawberries. You can't seem to get one? Too bad, you're not getting any of mine! Hahaha!

I wish Warzone would have an actual name for the Commander of the Project.

Wish granted. His name is John Hammond. But not much has been known of him beyond his name.... till now. But curiosity beyond "Corrupt a Wish" is essential to apprehend that but the cognitive dissonance precipitated in trying to go that route proves insurmountable without first consumming a keg of Bass Ale which has become extremely scarce due to the imposition of ridiculously high import taxes in your neck of the woods..

I wish "Corrupt a Wish" posts would go off the charts on a Wildean trajectory.
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[E-102 Gamma]

Wish granted! Every user on this site now participates in this thread at least three times a day. This thread is now the highlight of the entire site.

I wish for an adamantine banana.

[E-102 Gamma]

I wish for an adamantine banana.

Wish granted!

Unfortunately for you, your adamantine banana is as sharp as fractured obsidian. When you put the banana in your ear so the banana will cheer so the bad of the world will be hard to hear, everything else becomes hard to hear as well.

I wish for an unstoppable domestic chicken.

[bendib]

Wish granted. Your head is devoured by a 30 foot tall chicken.

I wish for the spectrum to shift back to Cyan.