Random jokes

[new paradigm leader]

well i thought maybe we could have a thread for everyone to put jokes whether they be warzone related or not
of course taste and adherence to forum rules is most definitely a given rule here but anyway this thread could be great for a few lulz, lols, laughs, etc

yours

NPL

[new paradigm leader]

for instance here is my somewhat overlong and very topic related:

Major Tomlinson : ok what in the name of all that is holy is that on your screen corporal?!?!?!?!?!
Corporal Jacks: um Sir I'm not sure it just appeared a second ago. i got this e-mail from the New European Xtreme Unified Shopping.
Major: NEXUS did you say?!?!?!?!
Corporal: um... Yes Sir. Why Sir?
Major: damn i knew mandatory I.Q. test should be in place for all employees.
Corporal: uh Sir now it's doing something (screen image is replaced by a rapidly spinning vault door which is replaced by a digitised face)
Face: Ha! you thought you could stop me with your puny Mc Affee firewall?!? Fools in just a few minutes your entire operation will be under my control AVG won't save you now!
Major: sh*t! i thought we got rid of this guy back in 2100!!!!! Damned windows 2198 it never works the way it should!!You blithering fool!!!!
Corporal: Sir?
Major: You got fooled into downloading the Nexus intruder program! Now we have to wipe our entire network! before it metastasises and rewrites our entire system!
Corporal: You what?!?
Major: That's it! (pulls network cable from workstation) im fed up with this private norton shoot this blithering idiot before i turn him over for interrogation!
Norton: Yes Sir! (fires rifle into jacks' face)
Major: Damn! That is THE last time i hire a C&C game programmer for our IT department.

[eyestrain92]

We are the Collective.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

[new paradigm leader]

We are the Collective.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget

Expect us.

(lol) xD

[XANAX]

Expect us.

(lol) xD

you are in contravention of the new New Paradigm
we will disconnect your modem & eat your cookies

[XANAX]

rabbids can't warzone
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

but they can dance

[lav_coyote25]

naw - they cant dance either... xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

[XANAX]

naw - they cant dance either... xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[new paradigm leader]

i lol'd

how many anon does it take to change a light bulb?
Over 9000!

[HLG Dale]

this took ages to make on paint but...

[lav_coyote25]

xD LTYBFO

[ClockWork]

I found a bug, can someone fix it?

[lav_coyote25]

no - but i can get Him to do something.... hey! hulk - here's a bug for ya...

HULK SMASH!!! (sounds of great large chunks of metal being rendered into small pieces of litter...)

[Powzone]

I'm a raver so here comes some Techno joke:

School class, first day:
Most of the pupils listen to Hip Hop and the teacher even claims to like it alot. But one little girl doesn't listen to Hip Hop. The teacher asks why and the girl answers:
"My parents listen to Hardcore and my mom got pregnant after a big hardcore party so I listen to Hardcore."
The teacher says:
"But if your mother was a prostitute and your father an alcoholic, what would be with you? What would you do?"
Girl:
"If I would be in that situation, I most likely would listen to Hip Hop!"

Don't take it too serious!!

[XANAX]