Random jokes

Post by **Jorzi** » 04 Jun 2010, 11:22

It's like yin and yang, you can't have one without the other

Roux Le Corps · Post by **Roux Le Corps** » 04 Jun 2010, 12:03

^_^

why are elephants big grey and wrinkly? because if they were small white and smooth they would be an asprin!!! ~lame face~

Maedhros · Post by **Maedhros** » 04 Jun 2010, 12:09

*facepalm*

Post by **BlueMaxima** » 04 Jun 2010, 14:53

The only one I can think of right now is probably not age-appropriate for this forum :/

KukY · Post by **KukY** » 04 Jun 2010, 15:02

BlueMaxima wrote:The only one I can think of right now is probably not age-appropriate for this forum :/

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=5526

XHero_of_ChaosX · Post by **XHero_of_ChaosX** » 04 Jun 2010, 17:29

KukY wrote:
BlueMaxima wrote:The only one I can think of right now is probably not age-appropriate for this forum :/
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=5526

yeah, i saw that yesterday. lol

Black Project · Post by **Black Project** » 04 Jun 2010, 20:06

If you have the power, you can dictate the rules to almost everybody in the nation. Note that I sayed ALMOST, 'cause you can't dictate them to Chuck Norris.

The consequences for violation, well, i can't tell 'ya

BP

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 04 Jun 2010, 20:10

consequences for ignoring rule number 6 = for 1st offence... it gets the offending type deleted. 2nd offence... the entire post is deleted... 3rd offence = the offender is deleted.

Roux Le Corps · Post by **Roux Le Corps** » 05 Jun 2010, 05:00

well if you get done for that, you should never ever play baseball ^_^

Black Project · Post by **Black Project** » 05 Jun 2010, 05:16

lav_coyote25 wrote:consequences for ignoring rule number 6 = for 1st offence... it gets the offending type deleted. 2nd offence... the entire post is deleted... 3rd offence = the offender is deleted.

That was shouldn't be taken too seriously, forgiven

I was just trying to make people laugh with that, since most people like to make curious phrases about CN, but if my joke was too dirty and violates the forum rules, then i allow you to delete my dirty post.

Regards BP

XHero_of_ChaosX · Post by **XHero_of_ChaosX** » 05 Jun 2010, 13:23

seriously, most of us are adults here. X(

Post by **stiv** » 05 Jun 2010, 18:23

seriously, most of us are adults here. X(

Seriously, most of you are not. Which is why we are having this conversation and why people end up getting kicked off the chat channels.

Crymson · Post by **Crymson** » 05 Jun 2010, 19:55

stiv wrote:
seriously, most of us are adults here. X(
Seriously, most of you are not. Which is why we are having this conversation and why people end up getting kicked off the chat channels.

You can say that again.

Black Project · Post by **Black Project** » 05 Jun 2010, 20:36

We can't make sure if most of users in the forum are young (or less than 18 years) or adult (+18 or even more)

IMHO, i can calculate 50% are young and 50% are adult, but, as i said before, we can't proof that.

Most profiles don't reveal it's age for their own privacy AFAIK

Anyway, i think it's better stop these off-topic conversations and get back to the point of topic (before it could lead to a flamewar and a locked topic), since it's a thread about jokes

BP

Maedhros · Post by **Maedhros** » 05 Jun 2010, 20:38

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really annoyed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

this better BP?

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