Corrupt-A-Wish

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 16 Oct 2011, 23:41

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Postby lav_coyote25 » Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:43 pm
E-102 Gamma wrote:Whoops, wrong link. Here's the real video.
I wish for another wooden sword.
...That can cut through DIAMONDS.

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no sword for you!!! not untill i see the pepper video,

i havent gotten my video yet... hell o!!!

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 17 Oct 2011, 01:10

I wish for more aluminum foil.

neo_dragon2k · Post by **neo_dragon2k** » 17 Oct 2011, 02:34

Wish Granted but it has lots of holes in it from being a rats nest for seven years.

I wish i could marry Katy Perry and have 10 kids.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 17 Oct 2011, 02:45

lav_coyote25 wrote:i havent gotten my video yet... hell o!!!

Alright, alright, fine. Here you go.

neo_dragon2k wrote:I wish i could marry Katy Perry and have 10 kids.

Granted, but then a tear in time in space suddenly appears next to your house (with you, your wife, and all of your kids in it) and sucks it into another dimension.

I wish for a PC that can achieve a score of 1 in 3DMark03.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 17 Oct 2011, 04:42

Wish granted, but the second you hit the power button, your city goes up in a bath of nuclear fire.

I wish for an end to all cruel, sick jokes.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 17 Oct 2011, 05:35

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Shadow Wolf TJC · Post by **Shadow Wolf TJC** » 17 Oct 2011, 06:44

@ lav_coyote: Maybe the video was up at one point, but was then taken down for one reason or another. That or it's taking forever to upload. That might be how your wish was corrupted.

@ bendib: Sure thing. You're now a wild rat, living in a world where such sick jokes are non-existent.

I wish that Warzone 2100 was successful and popular enough to spawn an rts series of games.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 17 Oct 2011, 07:00

ok... perhaps your right. i know your not, but lets say you are. is not a problem. i have been prevaricated to before this and i will be prevaricated to again.... not a problem. thanks for trying anyways.

kracker · Post by **kracker** » 18 Oct 2011, 00:26

I wish amd bulldozer wouldn't suck.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 18 Oct 2011, 02:11

Shadow Wolf TJC wrote:I wish that Warzone 2100 was successful and popular enough to spawn an rts series of games.

Granted! It was so successful that no other game could compete with it. Pumpkin studios buys out every other video game company (including EA) and WZ spreads to every platform including handhelds and mobile phones.

The entire video game industry is now so slanted towards Warzone that no other games are produced. Warzone is now the ONLY modern game.

kracker wrote:I wish amd bulldozer wouldn't suck.

Granted. It now rocks so much that Intel can't compete and goes out of business.

Unfortunately, the Bulldozers were the only processors to improve. AMD tries to bring out new generations of processors, but they just can't beat the Bulldozers.

And since AMD is the only company selling processors, they can charge whatever they want for theirs. Enjoy spending $2600 for that shiny new bulldozer.

I wish I could run any game at any resolution I want it to run at.

bendib · Post by **bendib** » 18 Oct 2011, 07:57

Wish granted! You can now run any game at any resolution! However, you find out that they run slower as the resolution increases.

I wish that the current world economy would die, and a new, beautiful, fair and just economy would take it's place.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 18 Oct 2011, 21:11

bendib wrote:
I wish that the current world economy would die, and a new, beautiful, fair and just economy would take it's place.

wish granted. and visions of fairies and plum puddings hovered over their heads to tune of inagodadavida. in the original Sanskrit. and then you wake up. unfortunately your dream world can never exist, at least not until all humans are eliminated.

there is a book you should read, is called "danger, human(s) unsure of the s." or something along those lines... google - it is an online book.

i wish for the plane that is leaving the chem trail above my head at this very moment would explode. killing all aboard.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 18 Oct 2011, 22:17

Granted. The plane explodes, killing all aboard.

Unfortunately for you, the explosion was due to the detonation of the hydrogen bombs that the plane was carrying.

I wish I could instantly clone any object at will.

lav_coyote25 · Post by **lav_coyote25** » 18 Oct 2011, 23:27

planes dont carry hydrogen weapons anymore. those are , what i like to call, obsolete. they are much more lethal than hydrogen now... anyways, as you can see , the wish didnt come true.

E-102 Gamma · Post by **E-102 Gamma** » 19 Oct 2011, 00:12

Of course your wish came true. The plane exploded because of hydrogen bombs.

E-102 Gamma wrote:I wish I could instantly clone any object at will.