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by Mr_E
12 Aug 2013, 06:45
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted! You fall asleep during a fire safety presentation. The next day there's a fire at your office and you run about flailing your arms as your flesh melts.

I wish for a set of clothes that is super hydro and oleo-phobic.
by Mr_E
06 Aug 2013, 01:09
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted! However it's so fragile that when it gets delivered the fedex guy throws it over the fence to your house and in the process breaks it.

I wish for a dish with fish.
by Mr_E
05 Aug 2013, 08:29
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish Granted... your dauntlessness gets you killed in a dramatically stupid fashion. Death by Winrar.

I wish for the power of ultimate persuasion.

...
Man I need to get on more...
by Mr_E
16 Feb 2013, 06:20
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted! you got pre-shrunk shrink tubing and it's completely useless.

I wish for... an idea of what to wish for
by Mr_E
02 Jun 2012, 22:13
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, you and only you have two days of school a week, your fellow students jealous of your lack of school, string you up by your toes overnight... enjoy

I wish i could swim through land
by Mr_E
01 Jun 2012, 02:21
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted, YOU are now the central suspect in the world's largest plagiarism investigation in history. :twisted:

I wish for faster interwebz
by Mr_E
14 May 2012, 04:25
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted! you now EVERYTHING. now everything hates you...
I wish for a better computer...
by Mr_E
29 Feb 2012, 08:08
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted, the Arty still targets other Arty before structures

i wish for another wish
by Mr_E
18 Jan 2012, 04:47
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Warzone 2102: Omega Squadron
Replies: 99
Views: 17944

Re: Warzone 2102: Omega Squadron

well then :annoyed: it WAS an interesting story... i suppose what annoys me more is an EFFING cliff hanger :annoyed:
by Mr_E
18 Jan 2012, 04:43
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted! however in becoming a better person you realize how much you hate people. and from that point on become antisocial... enjoy!

I wish for someone to make an Xzibit joke about crap inside of crap
by Mr_E
04 Jan 2012, 23:36
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted, you corrupted your system bios... have fun with that.

i wish for a fish made of fish
by Mr_E
02 Jan 2012, 01:38
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted, now you can't think at all

i wish for higher graphics settings in warzone
by Mr_E
02 Dec 2011, 23:25
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted, but they had no components.

i wish for a game that couldn't be lost
by Mr_E
02 Dec 2011, 05:34
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted, you have a reset button on the back of your head, however you realize that you can't go to sleep and thus spend the rest of your life as an insomniac have fun...

i wish the WZ alpha wouldn't crash when i loaded the limits screen :annoyed:
by Mr_E
30 Nov 2011, 00:49
Forum: Other Talk
Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish
Replies: 1596
Views: 191425

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wish granted! it blew up :ninja:

i wish i had a pet dinosaur